Breaking News! Jesus tells Rick Perry to Suspend his Presidential Campaign



Governor Rick Perry of Texas, Republican candidate for President of the United States, announced today in a news conference that Jesus had led him to suspend his campaign for President.

I’m sure Jesus had seen Perry’s plummeting poll numbers when he whispered this suggestion into Perry’s ear.

(Good grief)

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One thought on “Breaking News! Jesus tells Rick Perry to Suspend his Presidential Campaign

  1. I do NOT like Rick Perry, he is far too liberal for me. With that said; Isn't it odd how Rick Perry's politics are influenced by his religion and your religion is influenced by your politics? Yet you can find the nerve to mock someone for basically doing the exact same thing you do only in reverse? You are such a hypocrite Gary, I don't think I have ever seen a bigger one than you. Maybe it's just the water retention and bloat but whatever it is you're a big'n.

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