Absolute Proof that the Gospels are NOT Eyewitness Accounts

Dear Readers:  Here is absolute proof that the four Gospel accounts are not eyewitness accounts, and, are not reliable documents for determining the truth regarding the Resurrection claim. I realize that Christians have made up convoluted harmonizations during the last 2,000 years for this blatant Bible discrepancy, but I ask you to use your Creator-given brains (whoever he/she/or it is) and think:

  Would a perfect, all-knowing God write such a pathetically concocted and contradictory holy book??:

Gospel of Mark (the original version)

But he said to them, “Do not be alarmed; you are looking for Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified. He has been raised; he is not here. Look, there is the place they laid him. But go, tell his disciples and Peter that he is going ahead of you to Galilee; there you will see him, just as he told you.” So they went out and fled from the tomb, for terror and amazement had seized them; and they said nothing to anyone, for they were afraid.

(No appearance to anyone, anywhere.  Disciples told to go to Galilee.)

 
Gospel of Matthew

But the angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid; I know that you are looking for Jesus who was crucified. He is not here; for he has been raised, as he said. Come, see the place where he[a]lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples, ‘He has been raised from the dead,[b]and indeed he is going ahead of you to Galilee; there you will see him.’ This is my message for you.” So they left the tomb quickly with fear and great joy, and ran to tell his disciples.

Suddenly Jesus met them and said, “Greetings!” And they came to him, took hold of his feet, and worshiped him. 10 Then Jesus said to them, “Do not be afraid; go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me.”

…Now the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain to which Jesus had directed them. 17 When they saw him, they worshiped him; but some doubted.

(No appearance to any male disciple in Jerusalem)

Gospel of Luke

 While they were perplexed about this, suddenly two men in dazzling clothes stood beside them. The women[b]were terrified and bowed their faces to the ground, but the men[c]said to them, “Why do you look for the living among the dead? He is not here, but has risen.[d] Remember how he told you, while he was still in Galilee, that the Son of Man must be handed over to sinners, and be crucified, and on the third day rise again.” Then they remembered his words, and returning from the tomb, they told all this to the eleven and to all the rest. 10 Now it was Mary Magdalene, Joanna, Mary the mother of James, and the other women with them who told this to the apostles. 11 But these words seemed to them an idle tale, and they did not believe them. 12 But Peter got up and ran to the tomb; stooping and looking in, he saw the linen cloths by themselves; then he went home, amazed at what had happened.

…While they were talking about this, Jesus himself stood among them and said to them, “Peace be with you.”
 
…You are witnesses[o]of these things. 49 And see, I am sending upon you what my Father promised; so stay here in the city until you have been clothed with power from on high.”

…Then he led them out as far as Bethany, and, lifting up his hands, he blessed them. 51 While he was blessing them, he withdrew from them and was carried up into heaven.[p]52 And they worshiped him, and[q]returned to Jerusalem with great joy; 53 and they were continually in the temple blessing God.[r]

(No appearances in Galilee.  Disciples specifically told NOT to leave Jerusalem.)

 
Gospel of John

 Jesus said to her, “Woman, why are you weeping? Whom are you looking for?” Supposing him to be the gardener, she said to him, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have laid him, and I will take him away.” 16 Jesus said to her, “Mary!” She turned and said to him in Hebrew,[b] “Rabbouni!” (which means Teacher). 17 Jesus said to her, “Do not hold on to me, because I have not yet ascended to the Father. But go to my brothers and say to them, ‘I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’” 18 Mary Magdalene went and announced to the disciples, “I have seen the Lord”; and she told them that he had said these things to her.
 
19 When it was evening on that day, the first day of the week, and the doors of the house where the disciples had met were locked for fear of the Jews, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you.” 20 After he said this, he showed them his hands and his side. Then the disciples rejoiced when they saw the Lord. 21 Jesus said to them again, “Peace be with you.
 
A week later his disciples were again in the house, and Thomas was with them. Although the doors were shut, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you.”
 
(No appearances in Galilee)

 
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